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The art school goth series is fantastic. Great character, great humour, great sex.


Julie Topper has a PhD in sex. - An enthusiastic student.


Don't show these to the wife.


I sprained my right arm reading Julie's books. Tosser.


This girl knows orgasms. William T.


Hilariously sexy.


A disgraceful merchant of filth, but we love her.


Where does she get all her ideas from? She must have a wild sex life.


Julie must be the most explicit writer of sex scenes ever. Tam.


Just read 'Blondie'. Total fuck-fest. Wish I could meet a girl like her. - Lonesome.


The dirtiest mind in modern eroticism.


Julie Topper. You are not as naive as you appear to be. I rather loved the metafiction in Mousing Around, where you as author actually meet one of your characters. Sheer postmodernism. Did someone put you up to this or did you think this out yourself? - An English Lit Student


Romance is dead. Long live dirty women like Julie. - Mad Max.


Julie is so funny. Killed myself laughing at Mousing Around.


Total filth - but I love it. - Jamie.


More lesbian stuff. There hot.


How do you keep up the sex scenes? They go on and on. Slow down, girl, I can't last till the end. - Oldie.


Oh wow. Cheating on my Boyfriend was incredible. A little of everything.
A+ for all the masturbation moments too. Every book should have those. That’s why we read them right. Hot. P.K.


Julie is the moistress of sex. - B.


I chatted to Julie once on an internet chat room, then bought one of her books. It's all about blowjobs. I reckon she's an expert at that. - Albert K.


The Chavs are Coming is a total raunch fest. You are so wicked Julie. I wonder if one of them is you.


My ex was a bit like the main characters in 'Nights out with the Girls'. It made me laugh alot, especially the bit about the hen night. - The Masked Man.


Really liked Spider Stockings so went and got the latest Boyfriends have their Uses. It's just as funny and the sex scenes are just as hot. - W.


You sure don't have to search hard for the dirty bits in Julie's books. There on every page - T.W.


A post-modern, post-feminist, ironic depiction of sex from womans viewpoint. Julie Topper's heroines devour men in a sauce of humour, fired by a hot immediate narrative. Underneath the humour and the exhaustive descriptions of sex, Topper has a rare insight into the power balance of male and female that finds its expression in sex. - Professor T.


Hey Julie, its quite a problem holding your books when one of my hands is busy. Write some quiet bits so I can turn the page. - Dougie.


You are such a tease, Julie. Sex with humour. Now I can have a laugh and enjoy a stiffy at the same time. - Adrian G.


Totally hot! Didn't expect a woman to write such exciting stuff. - B.K.


Imaginative and quite funny. Nice wee books. - George H.


Julie creates great characters. I love the one called the Mouse in 'The Chavs'. Tell her to write a story based just on the Mouse. - Andy A.


Just bought my second book of Julies after reading The Spider Stockings, which was great fun and rather stimulating. Lol. She's a bit of a master, or is it mistress of giving a guy a right good wank. I had to read her book with only one hand. I wonder if she's like her characters for real. Keep them coming Julie and keep us cuming. - Tony from Newcastle.


Julie, where were you when I was a young boy? You're give great wanking material.


Read two of her books so far. Really hot stuff. Not sure I always understood the slang terms. Maybe its being from the US. I like her turn of phrase, and the nicely thought out stories with loads of sex thrown in. - Derby, CT.


I wasn't quite sure what to expect after reading the extracts but I went and bought 'The Chavs are Coming'. I'm not sure if these are written for men or women. Maybe it's both. Anyway, she is very funny. I found myself identifying with the main character in Chavs. Suppose I have been where Julie has gone. - Susan, L.


Here are my scores on the ones I've read so far:
Spider 7
Chavs 9
Art School 8
Total magic sex. Really got an old man off. Wish I was 40 years younger. Julie really knows how to tease us old guys.
- K.H.


What a naughty mind she has. Does she make all this up. It seems so believable. Never met a woman with such a dirty mind as this Julie Topper. She's worse than even me, and I'm bad. - Norma. (USA)

Some people would call this chiclit, but it's maybe a bit too pornographic for that category. She switches between funny remarks, mostly at the expense of the male characters, and rather intense descriptions of sex. She's clearly an intriguing author with a message delivered very strongly. - D. Y.


What a sex tease! - Michael.


Ive read all Julie's books apart from the latest which is now in the post. I've noticed that she is putting in more lesbian scenes. I really like the way she approaches this. I have read these to my partner in bed, and we both love how she writes. Please Julie, write a totally lesbian book sometime. Karen and Clare, - USA.


I'd love to put her over my knee and give her a good spanking for being such a naughty girl. - B.


Love the character of the Mouse in the Chavs are Coming. Please do a Chavs are Coming 2, or Chavs are Coming again, with more of her adventures. - Phil.